The New York Mess

(to be read in the form of "roses are read, violets are blue) :

The Phils are in first
the Mets are just trash.
I bet that it bruises
as we're kickin' your ass.

How does it feel
to have everyone hurt?
As even the Marlins
bury you in the dirt.

Now I won't show off
that the Phils won the rings.
Until the playoffs are here
and again we win the whole thing!

Don't cry as the Nationals
take two out of three.
Whenever we play them,
we make sure to sweep.

I still don't think Glavine
is out of the first.
And the hopes of all Mets fans
go from bad to worse.

Wright, Santana and K-Rod
are all that you've got.
Howard, Utley, Victorino, Rollins, Ibanez, Werth, Hamels, Lidge and now Lee.
Wow. We've got a lot!

I'm guessing Minaya
is just packing it in?
Well, there's always next year.
It's a new season.